And Josh has cracked the code.

Over the past couple weeks, we’ve settled into a great nighttime routine: He makes popcorn, I eat 95% of the bowl, he asks for show recommendations, and then he shoots down every trash TV suggestion I make. We do this until we reach our eventual impasse, at which point we’ll just settle and pick something.

Tonight, we settled on Cocaine Bear (which was… um… something). And fun fact: It was loosely-based on true events from Josh’s hometown.

Overall, I’d give Cocaine Bear a solid 2.3 stars. Juvenile and sophomoric, I probably would’ve found this way funnier if I was like, I dunno, sixteen.

Anyway, here’s the trailer (if you care):

So now I’m wondering: What are your nightly rituals and routines? Popcorn and trash TV for you, too?

In other news:

• I’m in the market for a bicycle
• Today was leg day
• Josh and I debated about how to jump start a car (I won)
• Josh and I debated Knoxville’s location in relation to Raleigh (I won)